The biggest lies are those you tell yourself

"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
"One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do."
Douglas Coupland (via larmoyante)

(via ivebeendancingonrooftops)

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

(via dj-la-nova)

saepphire:

thefifthkatie:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET


❁

saepphire:

thefifthkatie:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

(Source: standarsh, via dj-la-nova)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via hate)

the-kids-want-narcotics:

 ☮
baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

humorprince:

tuition fee must be like tuition free

(via hate)

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

(Source: 16yrold, via snorting-coke-with-kids)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via snorting-coke-with-kids)

awwww-cute:

This is the smile of a senior dog rescued from the shelter

awwww-cute:

This is the smile of a senior dog rescued from the shelter

(via burntsmil3)